Top 5 Best Teacher Excuses

• I am going to Florida to see the Chiefs play.


• I will be getting married tomorrow!!


• Working on a Parade Float


• Hunting with son


• DR appt at 10 AM. Hopefully back after lunch. Never know...

Best Attempt to Game the System

Not sure how this counts - Probably as a personal

day - I am presenting at a conference.

It's an English paper...

can we call it PD? hehe. On a more serious note,

can I get hours for it? I'll be there all day.

Worst "Pep Talk" Left for a Substitute

Do not allow the students to just do anything within the classroom because they will try.

Bathroom as a class unless i left their name for you to let them go.

NO ONE is to be at or behind my desk at any time.

All students are to raise their hands to be attended to.

Students are to always pne up before entering the hallway. You must stay with them in the hallway (SILENT HALLWAYS).